GOPHERS: BEWARE

Perhaps Nick's least-known talent is his uncanny ability to catch gophers - usually within hours of setting the trap. He perfected his skills out of necessity - I am convinced that without civilization, Oregon would be completely overrun with blackberries, moles, and gophers. We've tried everything - smoke bombs, gummy worm look-alikes filled with rat poison, flooding them... but nothing works as well as good old fashioned traps. I'll spare the details of how this is done (unless you're having this problem at your house) and proudly exhibit proof of his fine work.